

“Jesus
Jugs
has
been
resurrected!”
At
least,
that’s
what
Andy
Cohen
declares
upon
Alexis
Bellino‘s
entrance
in
The
Real
Housewives
of
Orange
County‘s
dramatic
season
18
reunion
trailer.
But
not
everyone
is
excited
to
come
face
to
face
with
the
newly
engaged
reality
star,
notably
Shannon
Beador,
the
ex
of
Alexis’
fiancé
John
Janssen.
“I’m
about
to
poop
right
now,”
a
nervous
Shannon
hilariously
announces
in
the
first
look—released
Oct.
31—to
which
costar
Emily
Simpson
quips, “I’m
glad
you
wore
white
though.
That
works
out
really
well.”
Emily
then
comes
to
Shannon’s
defense
by
savagely
slamming
Alexis’
relationship.
“Every
trashcan
needs
a
lid,”
Emily
says, “and
John
Janssen
found
his.”
And
when
Alexis
fires
back
by
calling
the
former
lawyer “Tweedledum,”
Emily
retorts, “Don’t
you
call
me
dumb.
You
are
the
dumbest
girl
I’ve
ever
f–king
met!”
But
when
it
comes
to
John
suing
Shannon
for
$75,000
he
allegedly
loaned
her
before
their
2022
breakup,
Alexis
defends
the
lawsuit,
saying, “I’m
not
going
to
apologize
for
defending
my
man.
He
was
still
gonna
sue
you.”